It could’ve been you, Hill. I will never stop being sad.

“In The Handmaid’s Tale, women’s rights are gradually, slowly stripped away. As one character says, ‘We didn’t look up from our phones until it was too late”

I love Ms. April Ryan for countless reasons. One being her contributions of meme worthy facial expressions because this administration is nuts, and she’s not gonna let anyone tell her otherwise.

I enjoy these. More, please.

It takes a real feat of cold, tangled logical acrobatics to conclude that, in the event of a fascist candidate, people who don’t want a fascist president should not gather around the banner of the candidate who is not a fascist.

i’m scared.

He put her in that position as an act of nepotism, NOT because he values her opinions (I guess unless it has something to do with what the kids these days like, and only then if it isn’t actively something he already hates). He put her there for her own benefit, not his. Hell, if I could snap my fingers and put MY…

It’s all lies.

I’m utterly disturbed by the way she speaks. She’s like Christian Bale’s Patrick Bateman.

Because it’s total bullshit. She’s “advising” him because a) he cannot interact with non-Trumps on any meaningful level and b) no one else wants to do it. She’s no different than he is, they’re both clown shoes. She’s a simplistic idiot with a store-bought “image” straight from the Don Dingus bullshit hype machine,…

You can have a weekend playlist that does double duty. Just put stuff into that playlist as it comes up in your daily listening, and there you’ll have it. Depending on your taste, there’s a lot of alt music where you could just play the whole album. Ex: Washed Out, War on Drugs, Yo la Tengo, Bon Iver. Either it’s your…

How can you hear the sound of someone shaking her head?

I think the move here is to have a playlist that, in a pinch, could work as a sex playlist. If you go into it thinking you’re making a sex playlist, you’re only going to fuck it up anyway. Make some chill shit, call it “Mellow Weekend Grooves” or some other simple, descriptive thing, then you’re covered in a few…

WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD BABY!

I laughed at that too. Oh no, how will you ever get your kicks now that you’re no longer in hip and happening urban Wisconsin?

Wait...you guys had a fucking pancake machine? Now the veil is drawn back, Gawker was just one elaborate false flag operation by the 1%!! Well I hope you all burn in hell after drowning in your sweet pancake battered ivory tower!......I might need to go to sleep now.

Is that the wonderful April Ryan I hear?!

You know the correct answer is “waffles.”

All I think when I see her is “complicit.”

But so far, and despite significant coverage about how the eldest Trump remains one of the president’s closest and most trusted advisers, little that Ivanka claims to lobby him on in private has materialized in his public policy.