I’m sorry 😐

Yup. My father died after a session of vigorous exercise, which he did about five times a week. Heart attack. No prior warning - a genetic thing.

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

Sure, the actual tweets are bad, but the fact that he tweets them—maybe good? Perhaps quite innovative?

Witnessing the inevitable conclusion of 50+ years of Republican lies about minorities and the role of the federal government has been kind of nice, in a way, I suppose.

Yeah, he was great. The room was fucking tough though. Especially when he went after press outlets and specific people.

I am almost positive The Dark Overlord — snerk! — has said a version of this to a love interest, or 10.

“Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole FROM BOSTON”

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

My wife and I have been married for 32 years. We do pretty well and have always been good about avoiding passive aggressive bullshit, even though we’re both midwesterners and NOBODY does PA better than our people.

Or you could discuss your issues openly and let them know how you feel.

Yeah, I mean, it’s generally good to not be passive aggressive ever, but these examples are relationship specific.

Forget Joanne the Scammer, Ja learned to scam from the best.

She already apologized like an adult human with common sense. Why are you acting like a moron child when it doesn’t have anything to with you and it’s done?

You’ve haven’t won any battles, wars or anything to have earned the right to a war bonnet. Fuck you for equating it to a cowboy hat.

I forgot about her. Yeah, everyone now celebrates Ellen and Portia, but Anne Heche took a big hit for dating Ellen.

I remember when that happened and just how controversial and revolutionary it was. People were pissed off about it for years. I hadn’t realized that the endlessly charming Laura Dern faced backlash over it, but that doesn’t surprise me. Recently, I caught a couple episodes of the show on TV. It is still damn funny,

Before choosing to watch my favorite team on television, I, like most sports fans, apply a strict political litmus test on the ideological philosophy of the network broadcasting the game.

Too late, the noxious meme has been pumped into the dead-ender closed-loop ecosystem, where it will linger until the heat death of the universe. It is now beyond our reach, and it’s our job to recognize that arguing with your uncle or your redneck high school classmate about it on Facebook is wasted time in its purest…

A similar thing happened a couple of years ago when our daughter, who went to school in NYC and now lives there, was home for a school break and said something about being upset by guys whistling and leering at her while walking. I watched a man to whom I had been married for 20+ years, who parented at least 50/50,…