Chaffetz has literally negative sex appeal. There is no cushy Fox contract for him after this.

I know it’s used a lot. Doesn’t make it any less fun or relevant.

Yeah I’m thinking that ‘five facts about my awesome wife’ tweet is a pretty big tell. She must be PISSED.

Maybe he finally looked his daughter in the eye, only to be overwhelmed by existential despair when he saw how ashamed she was of him.

Sure, but that’s even kinda cute. Like saying “Ma” or like “mommy” if you have kids and stuff or EVEN “Mami”.....but just straight up “Mother” ugh...chilling.

Like, my grandpa calls my grandma “Ma”, but he’s also 80+ years old so that’s not that weird to me. I didn’t realize it when it came up at the time but I found out later that Pence is closer to my dad’s age, which makes it far weirder.

Oh god...... the “Mother” thing is worse, by far. That’s just.....wrong.

I know it would mean that we’d end up with President Paul Ryan if they were both impeached, but why is Pence seemingly getting a pass on the Russian connection to the Trump campaign?

Too late, for that is indeed the very name of my barbershop quartet.

Love that this “accidentally single handedly started an HIV outbreak” motherfucker is the face of responsible conservatism.

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.

I’m black you dumbass

Uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she (Kara Brown) isn’t white. But nice try.

LOL

But she’s not. If she were a “convert” she’d truly believe the things she says. The article makes very clear that the author does not believe this - more that she’s learned that race is a concept that she can manipulate to advance herself, so that’s what she does. She’s willing to claim whiteness when it works (like…

My mom always told me, “beware a convert.” They’re always incredibly fanatical because they believe they’ve rationally chosen the thing that you’ve always just had or believed. Except in this case, the thing she thinks she knows more about is OTHER PEOPLE’S ACTUAL LIVED IDENTITIES!!!! It’s so gallingly bonkers I don’t…

You should read the article, it answers your question.

Pretty much, or at least she’s desperately trying to make people believe that “trans-racial” as a real thing. At one point in the Stranger’s article she calls her biological parents “the white parents.”

So “shippers” are people who create fantasy relationships in their heads for already non-existent people (TV characters)? Back in my day, we just called that kind of thing “crazy.” I don’t think this actress should pay one damn bit of attention to these lunatics.

There’s a lot of words in these tweets that I don’t understand.