I’m 40, married, with no children. It’s amazing how in 2017 I still get snide comments from people for choosing a life without kids (particularly from women of child bearing age). I’m selfish, my life has no meaning, and, by all accounts, I’ll have no one to care for me when I’m old. Even as a child growing up, I knew…

A Childless Wife sounds pretty badass for her day.

Me, defiantly:

I wonder when “turn of the century” will finally start referring to our current century rather than 1900.

I am so sick of media sycophants drooling when McMaster, Vice President Q-Tip, Tillerson, and Nikki fuckin Haley (I have a rant about her in another post later) go out and say something reasonable. It doesn’t fucking matter. The buck stops with Our Orange Overlord sitting on the toilet tweeting between cartoons. He is…

What a surprising and shocking development. I bet her pending trademarks never crossed her mind while she and her family of grifters smugly chatted up China’s highest officials.

Man, thank God we kept the Clinton family from increasing its personal wealth through the presidency, amirite, guys?

Was the steak big? Was the steak beautiful?

ugh, it’s exhausting keeping up with this family of grifters

And I’m sure this is just a coincidence as well...

I call it... Disco Chainmail.

It’s because she’s incapable of having an opinion. When she’s owned by corporate sponsorships and skipped out on school for a modeling career, she’s only capable of having Quinn Morgendorfer-level, superficial thoughts: Which is my best side? Can you see my pores? and saving only the cute animals.

Aren’t “Kendall sources” and Kendall’s “management” one and the same?

Jesus Kendall, maybe go out there and do something that shows you aren’t as tone-deaf as this ad made you seem? Join a protest, donate some money, be willing to get arrested to make a point? If you are still butt-hurt about the Pepsi ad you could always just, you know, prove the critics wrong.

-Kendall “will be immediately pulled from the interview and the outlet will forever be persona non grata.”

Yeah, you really have 3 trailer music options now, plinking notes, as you described it, Chris Nolan BLAAAAAAAAUUUUUMMMMP! sounds, or a kids choir singing a Radiohead head song or the like.

It’s those very first few plinking notes, before the rock comes into focus, that could easily have transitioned into the Harry Potter theme. I feel like that sound frequently gets used in previews of Christmas-release films; I think John Williams (etc) kind of associate the sound with magic and wonder and…

Was it hard to write this, Patrick? It was kinda tough to read - not in terms of the quality of the writing, which is quite good, but the feelings that emerged. I thought our parents and grandparents would be the last generations to need this kind of info.