I’m not going to question her heritage sooooo yeah, as far as I’m concerned Michael is her father unless she says otherwise, and I’m fine with her claiming her piece of that.

Fun fact: that was written on hemp paper! Don’t tell Jeff Sessions.

So...........using discriminatory practices to protect one’s self against discrimination by those you choose to discriminate against?

Come on, kids of Kentucky. Time to start a kid chapter of Satanists to put this law to the test. Hopefully it’ll work like when that dipshit town put the 10 Commandments statue up on public land only to take it down when the Satanists insisted on their right to have a statue too.

Christians are persecuted? I don’t see swastikas being spray painted on churches or crosses being burned in their yards en masse. Meanwhile, a Jewish Center near Virginia Tech where my friend teaches was littered with Nazi-themed leaflets and Jewish cemeteries are being decimated. And that’s to say nothing of the…

“we Christians, we’re the ones that have been persecuted and to the point we’ll be prosecuted if we didn’t keep our mouth shut.”

we Christians, we’re the ones that have been persecuted

OMFG.. The bible as a historical reference for teaching??? Might as well include the Marvel universe then. I’m glad my kid is home schooled.

Where are our cat overlords when we need them?!!

I...have done something amazingly similar, except it was a small family wedding and was in front of the sister and her boyfriend.

Yup. I just dumped a friend of 20+ years. He was racist, sexist, cold, mean and passed it all off as “joking”. If I complained about it, I was “too sensitive” it was every single play out of the “you’re a hysterical woman” playbook you can imagine. When I would talk to him about how much it bothered me, it was…

The hell? What if they weren’t? I’m Canadian and have vacationed in Cali several times, and have *gasp* eaten in restaurants. As a non-local citizen.

Can confirm. I took it for cramps that I would never take anything for now. I had been led to believe that I needed to take something the minute any sort of pain came on (I never had the really bad kind). I also took it for sinus headaches, regular headaches, and later for back pain. Then one day I felt super…

I have some chronic pain issues so I’ve taken a lot of NSAIDS (mostly high dose ibuprofen) over the past five months or so and I went to the doctor yesterday and admitted I’ve switched over to edibles (weed) as much as I can, and her response was “Hey, that’s great. That will do way less damage to your stomach and…

this is my fave one so far. i’m laughing my ass off

*sigh* My husband and I have been married for 9 years. We’ve yet to manage to do anything embarrassing in front of each other’s parents. Seriously. (Our mothers did get into it one time after HIS mother told MY mother that the reason we weren’t having more biological children instead of adopting was my obsession with…

A boyfriend once bought me lingerie and presented it to me in front of my parents.

My ex met my parents during a drinking holiday and puked in the cup of beer he was holding.

A thousand times this.