I wore a red sari for my wedding that had gold and green gem stones sewn on it. For shoes, I wore 6", platform, mint green, peep toed pumps with gold bows on the tops. They kindof looked like this except lighter color, and with a gold bow instead of green. Anyways, I had ordered them online, and about three months…

Here they are.

Gunmetal glitter platforms (blackish-red pedicure). Ridiculous but worth every penny...and moment of pain the next day. (I also had silver glitter Chuck Taylors as a backup.)

I had a long white lace dress with a black satin sash and shoes similar to these on underneath. I got tons of use out of htem.

Will be wearing these Charlotte Olympias on the big day. They've been sitting in my closet for months, taunting me.

I started the day in dome metallic wedges and finished in flat ankle boots. The boots made for much cooler photos and better walking.

I made my shoes! I took an old pair and decopaged some comic book pages to them so they were cute and snazzy and on theme!

This was my thought, too.

Yes, nones. heyooo.

"Overall, not believing in God seems to make people and their offspring more tolerant. Less racist. Less sexist. Enviro-friendly."

So Beyonce's music, which talks about having consensual sex with her husband, and last time I checked that's 100% acceptable in religion, is mental poison, but Ted Nugent, the guy who sings about fucking teenaged girls and becomes a legal guardian to a teenage girl so he could fuck her, is a-ok.

How long until this is a primary ad? Imagine that steely-sounding voice that you know from doing all of those negative ad voiceovers:

I'M NOT SORRY YOU YELLED EITHER, AND I'M NOT SORRY I'M YELLING!!!

IT'S OKAY!!! I'M SO EXCITED TOO!

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!!! Sorry not sorry for yelling!!!!1111

I got mine made with my dress (it was part of the dress package):

I couldn't believe Amber married Jason Street! I remember reading somewhere that Mae Whitman is a huge FNL fan, so it just made me doubly happy (and weepy).

Tell you what, I certainly never watched that show for the fashion tips. Eesh. Realistic, though.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS! Did you catch who was Amber's new love interest in the flash forward scene? Scott Porter. And her baby daddy Matt Lauria. I swoon.