Frankly, I'm shocked that they're shocked.

I've been on the waiting list for MONTHS. My birthday is in the summer. I just hope I get it by then!

Hell, I don't particularly care one way or the other and the book looks pretty fascinating.

Please don't. People in the land of God, guns, grits, and gravy do not masturbate. Ever.

Don't give one fuck about where people choose to pee. So long as it's not on the seat.

BOOM.

I'm beyond driven.

You're so totally over your ex that you wrote a letter to them about it and cc'd the Internet?

Youths.

Open letter to various;

Yeah. I dated a guy for about 4 months. He dumped me by avoiding me and never communicating with me again (you'd think this was in middle school, but no, we were mid-20s). Almost a year later he called me up and talked at me for 2 hours about how fucked up he was and how he "always felt he could talk to me and just…

why even bother??? thats why their are exes

An Open Letter to My Ex's Wife:

My best friend and I have considered throwing a fancy party on the anniversary of our being friends for 20 years. And your plus one has to be your best friend (not your SO!).

I would much prefer attending weddings of friends to themselves to celebrate where they are than endless weddings of friends to other people that they are going to divorce later on.

I live in England now and sold many of my books before moving over here. As a surprise for my birthday a few days ago, my husband and his mum bought me the entire set in the blue Harper dustjackets and box like I had before I came here. Though common in the US, they are pricier and hard to find over here. It made…

I will devour this like so much maple sugar snow candy.

No, you get opposing dealerships telling you to "just pick a side already, gosh!"

I'm a pansexual woman and I drive a 97 Cherokee.