Except that pointing to his clear exploitation of young women (one of whom is also PoC) doesn't distract from or lessen the critique of his racism. We can denounce racism and sexism at the same time! (Crazy, I know!)

Do you think WOC are not POC somehow? Because it seems like several of the women he has been awful towards have been WOC.

I mean, after the fourth or fifth "begat" you kind of just skim.

Tea Party folks fap to it.

He's supposed to be a hypocritical, overprivileged little shit. I promise! I love that book.

It's not that I don't want Handler to take Craig's spot because she's a woman, I don't want Handler to take Craig's spot because she's not smart or funny.

Please, please go to Spain and have a long and happy life. In Spain.

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

I can't imagine voluntarily going to a wedding.

Seriously, if it involves animals or the elderly I'm usually a wreck within a few seconds. Don't even get me started on videos of dogs reacting to their "people" coming home. Just thinking about it has me getting weepy again.

Yup plus he totally runs around in excitement.

I dug the excited, frantic clapping because I totally do that! I have to stop myself from clapping like a little kid when something exciting happens. I enjoy this grown man just embracing that urge.

Is it strange that I want to find this sweet man a nice lady Cubs fan to date?

Oh ye gods, the way he holds that binky like it is the most precious thing in the world, and the way he looks down at it and looks back up and looks down at it again and looks back up... No, I'm not crying; it's just raining — on my face.

Because they are uncomfortable and painful for some. I've tried multiple cup types in different sizes.

1) They don't fit everybody. I've bought both brands and while I don't think my vagina is specifically ~magical~ or anything, but they were both just way too fucking big, no matter what size I bought.

Sorry, not interested in getting more blood on my fingers

They don't fit everyone. Me being one of those people. WOH WOH:(

Forget wearing a white dress. I feel like if you really wanted to be that girl at a gay wedding, what you need to do is under the guise of a "toast to the couple" announce to the assembled party that as someone who once open-mouth kissed a girl for like two minutes at a kegger in sophomore year, you're so glad to…

I bought a green wedding gown, so people have already asked if they can wear white to my wedding. I don't understand who all these people are who have been DYING their whole lives to wear white to someone else's wedding.