This is God’s work.

I've had more than one if those types of friends. I'm learning to avoid making new ones who say it like that.

Does she give you the freebie/sample mascaras too? That’s what my mom does because she only wears waterproof mascara. I love that shit and could never afford it on my own.

Well it’s super time-consuming to hate gay people. There’s so little time left over to help those who are less fortunate.

THIS!!! It is easy to “do right” when there is no danger, hardship, or self-sacrifice.

Get out of my head!

Needs more stars. Well done you!

Separate blankets and/or comforters are essential.

Mom for the win!!

I had a very similar experience with winter boots. I ended up buying a pair of Sorels on vacation in Vermont this summer. It was about 87 degrees at the time.

Or train or a plane. Or on a boat or with a goat.

If not a more virulent strain than ever.

It’s going to be Kim Lambert’s recession story. Something like ... how DARE those people dine out if they are about to lose their house?!!! So irresponsible etc., etc.

Like a balloon drop! How exciting!

They can have a The Beautiful and Damned divorce! Festive.

Is this a reference to the uncut pages in Gatsby’s library? Because a hats off if it is!

This. So much this.

Yeah, that was totally a rubber stamp situation. Easy peasy for Obama. Now show us your birth certificate.

Best kind of evening.

You had to do it, didn’t you? Sweet jesus ...