But I trap and release spiders while wearing dresses and she only wears pants and does the vacuuming!!! How will we decide!!!!???!!!

Can you make ones for us craven, godless lez-beans? Maybe something like Furniture Refinisher and One Who Nods Appreciatively at Furniture Refinishing While Watching Netfix? Too long?

I think we have a new candidate for those Mr. And Mrs. t-shirts!!!

My therapist’s dog looks a lot like your dude here. I find this extra comforting.

Snorted at work. Well done you.

... Business idea? It’d be cool with flowers, leaves, or female cameos too...

In fact, it'll be what gives me the will to live while watching the game with my Pats-loving gf.

It has ... a hood. A formal hood.

I’m probably an asshole but try-hard antics annoy the bejesus out of me. I’m all for diligence, focus, and ambition but that forced talk-too-loudly, grin like an idiot, like me like me like me nonsense grinds my gears. This one seems to have that in spades with a heavy helping of theatre-kid affect. That being said…

That’s Robb with two Bs. (I’m pedantic about the ol’ GoT.)

Good graphic tee idea! Committed Lesbian: No Dicking Around

We’re only missing Robb (the lamest) and maybe Jon at this point (and paternally you know that bastard is a Targaryen).

Yeah, but I’m the arbiter of my own feminism thanks. There were some highs (acting) and lows (clunky writing) of the movie, but overall I liked it. Yep, it’s pretty clear it isn’t an accurate history of the NWA members’ personal lives, but it’s got solid set pieces and I think it’s good that police brutality is put…

I'm kinda bummed about the lack of sartorial advice for committed bisexuals. God knows how confused we are in the first place. Please Patrick, tell me if I can wear that thing that looks like it was made from the seatbelt in my Camry!

Well she’s standing like she’s in 7th grade so ...

That body language.

Solid. (Also, god I love that movie)

... And I now have the giggles imagining my gf’s tennis pro mom OR her granola hippy therapist mom tottering around in these bad boys!

Starred for high-quality decision making.

Are you a well-manicured spy?