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It makes Jesus cry.

Yeah this might be tmi but I seriously chafed the fuck out of myself with a tampon last week. I was jumping my horse and was so focused I didn't realize how it rubbed some very sensitive tissue. Let me tell you I almost died when I went to pee and there was no tampon wearing for the rest of the period.

It was a line some freshman would have come up with to include IMAGERY and SYMBOLISM in his English 101 paper. Could it be that the red rose represents a bloody wound???

I snorted at the wear a red rose nonsense.

I think that's just how Vince walks. Woodenly, in keeping with the rest of his acting.

The writers would just be Nicky P. there with his overconfidence in his screenwriting abilities.

“But my mom thinks I’m a feminist!”

Yup. Needs more Tomlin.

And sadly, expected.

Gifted programs no longer teach idioms it seems ...

A helmet really is a must.

You're telling me! I own a gelding!

This is what happens when Game of Thrones isn't on to keep the humping numbers up!

It’s commonly used for the Dalai Lama too ...

Cue that Wyatt Cenac bit about a computer being a TV.

Tim Riggins with the reading comprehension of an MFA student and the eyes of a goddamn owl. That moon made me laugh out loud (I woke the cat).

Or while we have a very narrowly defined conception of womens’ hotness/attractiveness, the range of what is generally accepted as physical attractiveness in men is much broader (weight, height, hair, what have you).

Or that they do crossfit ...

Mmm, whore pills.

Personally, I like to think of it as a sport. Olympic recognition here we come!