There’s a server underground where stories of bad tipping celebrities are exchanged. For real.

Here on in, what percentage of her meals will have spit in them?

No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

Everyone has their challenges and fears, regardless of their level of privilege in life. That said-- Fuck you Caitlyn. Stop using your platform to whine about how hard it was for a rich, famous, white, Olympic athlete to find support. Spend more time fighting for others without those advantages— AND STOP VOTING FOR…

I have yet to meet a trans person who is happy that Caitlyn was anointed their poster child, as you say. A fucking conservative Republican of all people, it’s vastly insulting.

I got to do my big reveal with a hair and make-up team on national television. This is not my life!

“Caitlyn resents Kris for a life she didn’t get to live.”

Okay so this one has a little different tone but...

As a cis white male, I support this message. While many of us don’t have our heads up our asses, there are far too many of us that do.

I, myself, am I huge proponent of the theory that, as an older man subject to all the metabolic changes men are subject to as they age, he suffered some sort of injury that, serious or not, hampered his ability to keep up his workout regimen, leading to weight gain.

Hannity’s probably going to cocktail parties bragging that he’s the brains behind the whole administration. I guarantee that sooner or later something to that effect will leak out. He’s way too dumb to just enjoy having this level of influence, he’s going to spoil it for himself somehow.

Yeah I know that guy... the dude who’s outspokenly woke af about LITERALLY EVERYTHING, but then whenever you have a disagreement there’s that tinge of condescension in his voice, and he starts getting really unchill and personal about it.

“I’m sorry, I just won an award.”

“I just think that life is really complex, and it just works its way, and it’s impossible to unravel all that time; it’s impossible to think about that,” he says.

That was some Trunchbull-level racism right there. It’s so fucking out there that people are too busy trying to figure out if she really just said that to react.

The thing, too, is that his statement assumes that Haana was okay with being hugged. A hug can also be unwanted physical contact. Hard stop.

Cut them some slack. People are just animals who invented pants. Don’t expect much, and you won’t be disappointed.

Imagine if this was reversed.

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

It was cool when it was “freaks” but now that it’s their sons, no.