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Honestly that was the funniest part of this whole thing. Staci, nobody knows who you are so I don’t think you are gonna be involved in their personal mantras!

I can’t even with the sad selfie from Staci Felker. I’ve been cheated on and it’s quite frankly a fucking terrible feeling. However, and not to negate her feelings, taking and posting sad selfie and overlaying it with text about yourself in the third person is fucking weird. 

I got my ears pierced as a teen and it wasn’t bad at all. It’s kind of like someone with very tiny but very strong hands punches you in the ear lobe. Less sharp pain than strong blunt pain. Mine was with the piercing guns if that helps.

A black woman started #metoo a decade ago.

Are you fucking serious? Congratulations on being the first, but not the last, white woman to miss the entire point.

Sure, perhaps they should have known better. Perhaps it was naive for any of these women to go into Weinstein’s hotel room expecting to be treated professionally and respectfully there. But then what? Just give up, leave their careers, and go home? Part of the problem is what Weinstein did to those women in his hotel…

It’s also a quick way to weed out people who get hung up on irrelevant crap.

If the impeachment doesn’t happen until after the Nov 2018 elections, it’s possible the Speaker of the House who’d be third in line wouldn’t be Ryan...

So Jimmy Kimmel sent an employee down here to Theodore for Roy Moore’s fundraising thing last night. He was kicked out after heckling Moore, which I thought was hilarious, but the locals are piiiiisssed. They’re like “He disrespected a CHURCH! This is the worst thing to ever happen, ever!” The irony of their standing…

“...where the women are strong, mainly from fighting off unwanted sexual advances.”

Yeah I am weirdly impressed by her. Wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to push her into an active volcano, but impressed nonetheless.

The diaphragm is the main muscle involved in breathing. I think you may be thinking of the birth control device, which is not what Jennifer Lawrence tore.

I don’t blame her for being a reluctant First Lady. It’s a largely thankless role that she probably never envisioned for herself.

I am so, so sorry. The only thing that I can tell you is that my parents walked up to the brink like four times that I know of, and they stayed together for really bad reasons. In doing so, they lost decades of their lives, and by extension decades of potential happiness. I sincerely hope that, despite the current…

Oh, that’s very good.

A lot of powerful dudes in DC are just chillin at home, getting ready for Thanksgiving, hangin with the fam....secretly wondering if their WHOLE FREAKIN WORLD IS GONNA EXPLODE TOMORROW

This is why I hate heavy labor (construction, drilling, mining, commercial fishing, truck driving, military jobs) in general. When you sell your body, you are the product. Your self worth and personal value is literally monetized. It’s gross. Don’t sell your body!

I found this bone-chilling. Like finding out Voldemort knows your address.

I’ve got to say this for Megyn: that was pretty classy.