Thanks, but I screwed it up. I should have said, “And how is his son Chet?” but I’m too drucking funk.

I don’t know how it would show tampering but in those very close states the easier to fudge electronic ballots came in 7% higher than other ballots for Trump according to another article.

Or EST, which became Landmark.

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger.

Starred for excellence, due to and in spite of the revulsion that churned like bile when I read that sentence. “...because she’s part him.” Blech indeed. Incidentally, initially autocorrected to ‘bleach’. Still relevant. 

It’s perfect! He sends Jared off to the Middle East “and don’t come back until there’s peace!” Donald will finally have Ivanka all to himself. Maybe she’ll move into the White House, what with Melania staying in NYC...

Ikr? Longing for the innocent halcyon days of “Binders Full of Women”.

Dude, we are all there.

Baby steps, but at least baby steps in the right direction.

I agree.

i get the snark, but really, for women of faith, this is a huge deal to them. Right or wrong, they feel like they’ve sinned and need forgiveness. This is a good thing. This is one of those moments where we can step out of our bubble a little bit and understand the progress that this is for faithful Catholics.

True story: My period is now over a week late. I’m pretty sure the election of Trump has just caused my ovaries to go out of business, but yesterday I took a pregnancy test just to be sure. While I was walking to the drug store to get it, I was thinking about how before the election I had decided if I got pregnant at…

If us white people can’t even make fun of each other without being called racist, then truly our end is near.

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

Well, to be fair, a Republican asking for the theatre to be a safe space does kinda make sense. Their history with the medium is a bit wobbly.

youre thirty-great.

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

That had me laughing until it had me crying.