I’m not sure if they were supposed to be intentionally funny or not, but either way they were perfect for Michael Scott.

Either Yoko’s tweets are becoming steadily more lucid, or I am slowly losing my mind.

Listen, I am as messy as they come (not dirty, there is a distinction!), but I have the good sense to choose my angles so as not to put my shameful messes on display. The only thing worse than being messy is being stupid. I think it was Winston Churchill who said “I can clean up these piles tomorrow, but you madam,…

I'm so confused why Kylie Jenner is tagged. That was my takeaway.

#kyliejenner

Vegans, man.

His paintings like his presidency disturbing and amateurish.

Yeah, let’s blame the mom for having her 3 year old out late, rather than the asshole who shot her. More guns for everybody!

Chiming in here as a medical professional who also runs a sex shop:

good input 10/10

Now I can't get the picture of my dog dragging her butt across the floor in a blonde wig out of my head.

Humanoid Ratigan

I’m rooting for this. Tyrion = third head of the dragon.

So, what’s the chance that the dragon shadow we see over the khalasar in the previews isn’t Drogon come to rescue mama, but Tyrion riding Viserion or Rhaegal?

Huh? I can’t think of anything in this or yesterday’s article that wasn’t (correctly) characterizing her as being in the right.

Okay. This is her everyday till he leaves:

No, they really aren’t. Also speaking as an atheist. I grew up in the United Church of Canada and it’s reeeeally liberal. Not an ounce of anything like this. So liberal that they let my atheist self be godmother to my cousin’s son.

What is in the Bible? I find that reading translations of the Quran and the Bible to so boring. Whoever wrote it didn't seem to have a sense of flair.

That’s not Christianity. That’s using Christianity and god as an excuse to be an oppressive misogynst asshole. And I say that as an atheist. This is not how I see the Christians in my life living.