“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

Maybe if we’re lucky, next year will see Kara in front of the Shade Court backdrop, captioned

RIP Shade Court

Many thanks to Judge Brown for her strong sense of justice and a firm grasp of the laws of Shade.

and the friend gets a free sauna sesh. This seems like a great trade. Everyone wins!

Can you take a friend with you who can say “Woah, that’s totally inappropriate!”? Because I would be that friend.

... is it insensitive to go as a dead lion? Like. I’m genuinely asking this because I really don’t know where the line is anymore.

I’m so disappointed to learn that Yoko isn’t gluten free.

I wanted to stress that we’re using a hand that is likely missing fingers. ;)

Boyfriend and I recently started a new tradition: on our anniversary, we go away for the weekend, get really high, and talk about our feelings. We don’t call it a performance review, but that’s essentially what it is. 5/5 would recommend.

“your favorite purveyor of basics, hoodies, catsuits and booty shorts”

THANKS CAPTAIN JOKE RUINER

Yes. Yes you can Tim Gunn.

Jeb followed up with “It’s really been downhill since Simon left anyways. I hardly ever watch anymore, usually just YouTube clips.”

Arming teachers really gets to me, too. I don’t want to be armed in my classroom, nor do I want my students carrying in my classroom. I want my campus to be safe. That means having enough security personnel to secure the area. But it also means we need to make major progress in gun control in this country.

This is an emotionally inflamed moment. It would be inappropriate to talk about doing nothing now. We’ll take this up in a few months and do nothing then.

Calling yourself a humanist who “believes in an easy balance (between the genders)“ in direct response to the question “Are you a feminist” implies that humanism is some sort of alternate belief system about gender equality. It’s not. Point being, she chose a non-scary word instead of using the scary F word.

but

I’ve always called myself a secular humanist and a feminist. I was not aware we were supposed to pick sides. Or that there were sides.

And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

Theory: