Respect people and their names.

Hey dude, I don’t vape, so I too get where you’re coming from. You’re right, we don’t know what the long term effects are. I just know other people that do vape and it’s really helped them quit smoking, so just figured I’d recommend a nice person to someone who was asking.

It’s so true. Autism can vary in severity, of course, but my niece is on the autism spectrum and she’s at the top of her class in most subjects and an incredibly creative cartoonist and writer (at age 9 or 10). She also has a wonderful confidence — which, granted, is partly fueled by the autism itself since she…

In a recent study, over 40 percent of parents agree or strongly agree that vaccines played a part in the development of their children’s autism.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

I dunno, Moriarity strikes me as a comically long pipe kind of human and FP probably smokes some Will Smith Independence Day style cigars. Right after he blows shit up.

i once went on a date to a bar with some girl when she asked the bartender if she could plug her cigarette in behind the counter

Fuck IPA fever. I am so sick of wasting ten minutes per table explaining our vanilla espresso IPA, our 36,000,000-minute IPA, our Antidisestablishmentarianism IPA. Go hump a barrel of hops and GTFO of my face.

Don’t ever go home.

Oh man, I was just telling this story on another website this week ironically enough.

It feels soooo goooooood to be right

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

Yes. Signed, Cracker McHonkiston. I am veritably translucent in all photos.

I AM BECOMING MORE AND MORE CONVINCED T-PAIN IS ME.

We could make it up. I say it involves a llama and a case of Cool Whip.

I'm sorry, but wtf are you talking about? Viola Davis often talks about how as a dark-skinned woman she isn't seen as beautiful/sexy/desirable and I've heard her talk about how the dynamic roles for WoC are few and far between. She has also discussed her own struggles in the industry. She was cast in a lead role on a…

You know you a white girl when you think that quote is militant. Lawdamercy.

“I don’t want to date/get married.” often means “I don’t want to date/marry you.”

I googled this just to see if it was real because I’m v gullible and kind of dumb.

I’m sorry, I can’t help it. I have to be that guy, even on a story this sad, because this usage makes me crazy.