((((hugs)))) I’m so sorry to hear about your grandma, and am feeling very much the same. Take care and love to you and your family.

OOh, this is how I got through nursing school. I would hum through the playlist I was listening to while studying and could remember the answer. Nobody wanted me in their study group because they couldn’t study while listening to music. I’m so happy to have found another!!

Just ordered my sushi. That is all.

I’m a very good mimic, have you seen the movie Little Voice? I can do that, it startles people who don’t know when I start talking in a different voice.

Microsoft did a nice thing:

I can do the entire dance from the end of sister act 2.

I can wiggle my pinkie toe WITHOUT MOVING ANY OTHER TOES. I know.

God I want to go to your trivia nights so badly.

Plain white vinegar. The itch will be gone in minutes.

My non-neurotypical son started pre-school this week. He licks random objects and is scared of public bathrooms. I had whipped myself up into a frenzy of anxiety about all of the things that could go wrong. When his teacher texted me a picture of him having his snack, laughing with some little friends he made, I broke…

You’re wrong, but I forgive you.

IT’S SPELLED SHAWN YOU FOOLS

A baby Rock!

you also are attracted to rob gronkowski, so can i really trust you

Well, this brought tears to my eyes. Morehead is my hometown (whew that is difficult to write these days). Based on your nuanced observations, I could not think of a better couple to mark this milestone in my native Rowan County. I think all couples should admire what you did because I think it will ultimately help…

9/11 has become the most annoying fucking day because of this. I live in the South. Most of my friends do as well. And always have. And yet every year for 14 years, they roll out the “Where I was when...” WHY?? Unless you were in the North or South Tower or vicinity (even the CITY!), the Pentagon, or the field where…

Munchausens by Tragedy

If you look at your Facebook feed on any 9/11 you’ll see so many people making it about themselves as much as they can. From “I’ll never forget where I was...” to “A good friend of mine was...” or “I was going to fly from Boston to LA that day but...”

I’m sure your heart is in bye right place, but you’re part of the problem. When I was a kid, my single-income nurse mother was able to splurge on a few fancy meals per year. It was one of the few things that we were able to do together as a family because she was working so many hiurs(and was seriously mentally ill…

What actually is the going rate for monogramming a thermos nowadays, anyway?