I LOUDLY SECOND THIS.

If you're really worried that you're gonna go off on a jealousy bender on your current bf because of your bad previous relationship (and given how he treated you, I completely understand those feelings), may I suggest you have a discussion about it with the current bf, if you haven't already? Just something like "Hey,…

My current bf has a lot of female friends. Some I've met, some I haven't, all know about me. I'm cool. Except one (isn't there always an exception?). This girl lives 5 hours away. They had done a long-distance thing years ago and it hadn't worked. Ok, whatever. One night we're lying in bed playing on our phones. I…

Oh boy, after yesterday's Pissing Contest and now this post I'm having some fun (UGLY) memories rear up. Mainly that I've been on both sides of this issue.

The three scenarios are so accurate. I'm not a jealous person, and my husband has a few female friends who I adore, and I trust him 100%. But one time he had this one friend who I just did not trust. She had broken up with her boyfriend and started acting inappropriate. Late night texting, asking him to meet up for…

IF THEY GET MARRIED (and she chooses to take his name) SHE'LL BE LILY EVANS.

My Literotica page is, of course, the best Literotica page... but I'm sure your stuff is great, too.

I feel that porn I write is the best porn. But then yes, I do read it. I should go do that...

I live alone in a rather large, Edwardian flat with 13 foot ceilings. When the bulbs burn out in my ceiling fixtures I will carry around a floor lamp from room to room. I plug it in and do my business and then move on, rather than just change the bulb. I did this once for a month straight before I finally pulled out…

That's awesome. I sometimes get all dressed up and put on full makeup just to play video games or watch TV. Ironically, I rarely get all dressed up and put on full makeup when I'm actually going out.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter and, quite possibly, your life.

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

Oh, it was the 80s. No one gave a shit. And in some cases, I think people actively got their jollies by scaring kids shitless. Take a look at Return to Oz for proof.

Did you ever watch Ghostwriter? It was PBS around when we were in middle school. Best. Show. Ever.

My interesting weird moment of the week: I GOT NEW TEETH. Thanks to the Medicaid expansion (THANKS OBAMA!!!) I got to visit the dentist for the first time in way longer than I care to mention. I grind my teeth like a beast, so my front teeth kept breaking and looked pretty gnarly, which is not a good look when you're…

I don't see anything you should feel bad about - you were young and in a rough situation, and you did the best you could. :-( My professional internet advice is that it's time to forgive yourself.

Wow, the comments here are so bad. Where do guys get the idea that 1. marriage proposal will win an ex back and 2. that would in any way make the proposer's life better?

This makes me so proud, you have no idea.

I am a working cook, as well as an instructor at a culinary school in Canada. I regularly reference BCO in class, trying to prepare my students for the unbelievable fuck-wittery waiting for them out in the 'real' world. These poor kids have no idea what awaits them...