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Him and Brandon Ingram are too of my favorite finishers in the league right now. I hate the Celtics, but even I have to admire the full extension finishes. Ingram has a wonderful combination of finger rolls and that move where you go right into the chest of the defender then stop on a dime and they keep going while

So...it’s like modified Resistance in video game form. That’s kinda cool. Maybe I’ll try to get my Resistance and Mafia playing friends involved.

I’ve been saying that Jeter is a dirtbag and A-Rod is not nearly as bad as his rap since A-Rod, in one offseason, tried to restructure his deal to go to a contender (the Red Sox), then when the players union nixed that, moved to third base despite being the obviously superior defensive shortstop to Jeter. That their

I honestly don’t think it does. If Fultz makes that midrange, 14-18 foot stepback work, you can play Simmons/Embiid/Fultz/Saric + veteran shooter (either Reddick or a replacement for Reddick moving forward), and there’s so much athleticism, basketball IQ, and passing ability that it doesn’t matter two of them can’t

That’s a very difficult play, for both the first basemen and the catcher. From the catchers POV, coming out in front of the plate to catch a pop up is exponentially harder than catching one behind the plate. You do have to turn around—if you try to catch it without turning around, it’s damn near impossible to track,

I was at this game! What stuck out the most to me was how incredibly smooth and fast Fultz moves around the court, which makes his janky-ass jumper that much more disconcerting.

It’s easy to forget this, but Trevor Ariza won 2 Conference Finals games with steals in 2009, with the Lakers. He also didn’t melt down against the Spurs last year when every other Rocket forgot how to play (looking at you, Harden). He’s probably the closest thing to a modern Robert Horry we have today—solid

At this point, I feel like the spurs are closer to Yankee territory than just about any other team. No matter what happens to them, they’re never all the way out of it, and they’re always a threat in the playoffs. Just like the Yankees. Fuck the Yankees.

Guys...if you’re making a word joke at least know what the words mean...a foal is a baby horse. The joke you should be making is “Nick Foals? More like Nick STALLION, amirite?!?!”

Let’s just say, nobody in Riften has any spoons.

Hell hath no fury like a Venus scorned.

It’s all about the hands. I’m a huge Falcons fan, but even I have to admit there wasn’t much difference between the Bennett PI and Hooper’s pick on the ensuing touchdown. The only real difference: Hooper kept his hands at his side, Bennett’s hands went out in a shoving motion. Whether it’s intentional or not, 99% of

Pokey Reese. The utility infielder from the Red Sox, not to be confused with Pee Wee, the good Reese from the 40s. Also Trot Nixon, who always had more pine tar on his helmet and hat than he did on his bat.

Jerruh’s incredibly charismatic in person, in a way that doesn’t translate to TV AT ALL. On TV he comes across as a used car salesman that you want nothing to do with...in person he comes across as a used car salesman that you know in your head is trying to sell you a Prius and dress it up as a Tesla, which you buy

McSorley is right handed, therefore not a southpaw...a southpaw refers to a left handed thrower. Which McSorley is not. Unless he threw the touchdown in the embedded clip with his offhand, in which case that man is very confused which hand is his dominant one.