Not all of her victims’ blood is the same color.

Oh, I want mine too!!! I was sick last week and all I wanted was my Mom.

I’m not ready.

Tom Hardy wearing a hat while reading < Tom Hardy’s dog wearing a top hat while listening to him read

Oh my god, same story but “Buona Natale.” Fuck right on off, Perry Como.

Unpopular opinion: I am black and I kind of hate this song.

I have literally never heard this song before.

Chris Christie Declined Several Positions in the Trump Administration

Ambassador to Italy??! What, because there are lots of guidos in jersey?? Lol this administration is fucking hilarious.

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!