which is what it seems The Root would like, less police

Hmm... Where are the slave patrollers taking him, back to the plantation or a public lynching where the white picnickers have already gathered? At least they didn’t strip him naked. Wanna bet if it was a female slave they’d strip her naked before parading her down the street? Oh, okay, so this is a 2019 image?…

Juxtapose this photo next to the photo of the brother who saved those kids yesterday and tell me who the fuck the real heroes in this county are and have always been.

The sad part is I have seen this woman at K-Mart (RIP), in this very outfit at the $0.50 sock bin smelling like Tuesday on Saturday.  

Sadly, Nancy has passed (an unfortunate meth-laced altercation with her son Chip in a K-Mart parking lot.)

“If only he pulled his boot straps, he would have gotten better pay”

1. Well if he just worked harder, they’d see his value and they’d pay him more
2. If he doesn’t like it, he can work somewhere else.
3. Has he really “earned” that additional salary. Seems like he’s overpaid to me.
4. He’s just looking for a handout.

White guy seeks *checks notes* r̶e̶p̶a̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ free handouts?

Republicans: “If you don’t like it you can leave”

Black people: “Ok write me that check for 400 years of unpaid work and...”

The one positive to this shitstorm is watching D’Souza get owned over and over by actual historians on Twitter. 

Stop begging for us or other people in the comment section to “ungrey” you.

I didn’t quite get all of what Donna F(ucktard) was saying because I was too inundated with the amount of projection this bitch was doing.

Um...shoot...maybe it was a sprig of cilantro? Nah no nope I got nothing, Costco isn’t worth fighting for. Motherfuckers *charge* a *fee* to go in and pay again for your food. Fuck that. Why am I the only one who hates that on principle?!

No.

“Chef’s Banquet sells a 27-pound bucket of macaroni and cheese that lasts for 20 years on the internet.”

I think I’ve figured out the pattern. So let’s just turn it into a bit of a game.

Dear Amy,

What they call anti-white Rhetoric is having people call them out on the racism they’d like to quietly and peacefully continue.

You have to be seriously fucked in the head to be white and take offense to anti-white rhetoric. You can feel hurt and you can feel threatened but look around you. Everything literally exists to protect you and make sure you have what you need. There have never been any laws in probably the history of civilization…

Wait - “racism a lovable neighbor” - hang on, I’ve got this here somewhere