Ok I don’t want to be mean, but why does she look like one of those trains from Shining Time Station? Her face connects to her body just like them.

Good.

“He’s reaching for his bootstraps! I think he’s gonna pull out a knife!”

Suspiciously joyful. Must have just made a hell of a drug deal.

The most moironic thing about this is that agitated white males are much more likely to commit a mass shooting. 

SMH yet many a white guy with weapons and a blank or 'agitated' expression went unnoticed as they prepared to carry out mass shootings. Pot meet kettle.

So we’re not allowed to have a bad day, not allowed to be inside our own thoughts, not allowed to mull over things seriously. Fuck this. I supposed everyone has to walk across campus like this to make their asses feel safe:

Super sized fries

And body is all Quarter Pounders with Cheese.

Oh, I think she knows. Self-hatred is a messy drink you spill on everybody.

Yeah... It’s the nose.

That’s Patton Oswalt in a wig:

So, she is from The South where passing was a thing folk did to escape slavery or terrible treatment. A great deal of Southerners are having their feelings crushed because they find out that a Grandma and/or Grandpa had a lick of tar. This whole process is teaching me the definition of karma on a grand scale. It would…

Hey, the black delegation passes on White Grimace.

She looks like a combo of Melissa McCarthy and Danny Devito

Man, homegirl went deep; she went an put both feet in when she tried to come down for the landing. Going back and trying to force in the old well-worn “well, they sold their own people” trope into this where it is in no way relevant to anything is next-level fuckery. But the most bizarre thing of all is after…