Hell yeah! Live that pro-race car driver dream!

Cool.

Or some father-son bonding with Otto along as sidekick.

OK, that seems pretty sweet, but is there also a plan where I can give Tesla money every month for software updates and features? I feel like they really deserve the subscription income too. And I’d totally understand that if I stop paying the subscription they can brick the car over the air. It’s only fair. Elon has…

Pedo

I mean, if the only number you’re worried about is 0-60 time, Tesla’s got you covered.

200 MPH on FULL SELF DRIVING while I sleep off a hangover, BRO

Tesla =/= SpaceX. They are two different companies doing two different things. I don’t understand why Tesla keeps getting credit for SpaceX’s achievements.

Uh, you mean India? And what are we talking about that is intellectual property? A 1950's Jeep? Every part of the Roxor was different, even before the alien makeover. Hell, this thing never even came close to aping something like Cobra kit cars have done for decades.

Jalopnik is given cars and car-related products to review, and they review them.

Especially if you daily drive it!

Flog me later, but the Unimog is the best MB ever. 

You’re not going to really watch a movie in a human-driven car because you’d crash almost immediately. You HAVE to focus on the task of driving, or you go nowhere. In a car with L2 semi-autonomy, you can get so much further without paying attention, until it needs you to, then you’re very boned.

Weirdly, alcohol is not approved for use on public roadways, while “Autopilot” is.

I think the takeaway is that the Alpine A110 is a really good drivers car. 

You spent 12 years searching for a non-existent car?

That marketing-talk in the press-release is gonna give me a race-inspired brain-aneurism

Yeah, but I feel so emasculated anytime somebody points out a professional driver can get their car around the Nuremburg 3.1 seconds faster than my car.

Can we do a gofundme to pay their domain registration for the rest of time?

I’ve always considered driving and felatio to be activities each worthy of one’s full attention. However, I’m happy you enjoyed the combination.