Whaaaat? The Eagle was a crossover? I don't believe that. It was just a Station Wagon, with AWD underneath, off road accessories and 4x4 badges. Although it has actual skidplates unlike today's mall crawlers. 

I have never—in my entire life—been wrong.

Darek went to the Chicago Auto Show because, duh, cars, and spotted the striking blue GT-R—a rare 50th Anniversary Edition— at the Nissan booth.

TBH aren’t all Bugatti’s ugly?

I think it would be harder to find something less interesting than F1 at this point.

NASCAR has shown itself an ever more increasingly stupid exercise in excess and recklessness in the “hold my beer” culture. Time after time, they can’t seem to end a race without tremendous wrecks, suggesting (unfairly) that their drivers can’t drive worth a fuck. Guiding a poweful brick-shaped billboard around a bowl…

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By these tokens, the end result is Miata and a small trailer.

alright but I don’t wanna break your hip

Cadillac can make a fortune if they restart production of the XLR taillights.

they could fix so much of that with a 2-d00r/6 foot bed combo

Hey, it was the 80's.  A lot of stuff was inhaled through straws. 

Did Polaris build a new engine because the Ecotec was going out of production, or did the Ecotec go out of production because Polaris built a new engine? Chicken/egg

You took the first paragraph personally, doing ok over there?

I’m sorry that you feel marginalized by pet owners.

I run solo at night and occasionally make a mistake. I’m sorry this error ruined your reading experience. 

Ew.

Because that would turn a $5,000 trailer into a $50,000 trailer while also halving the payload it could carry.

Another Tesla fan with zero sense of humor.

I think he sold it after it broke down on a sketchy, no shoulder having, 2-lane bridge in the middle of the night during a rain storm. It was an alternator (generator?) problem so the car lost its lights too, making the whole situation SOOO sketchy.