And an STi is just a vape blowing weed smoking HOONIGAN wearing latte drinking douche bag with a 2-step and super annoying BOV.

I wouldn’t worry about it too much. The CyberTruck is just what happens when a company is panicking and in various stages of chaos, and needs to jump start the news cycle to keep the stock price up. I love some of what Tesla has done, but the place is run by a delusional fantasist who seems to be entering the Berlin…

Nothing like a Double Clutch Downshift

I didn't think anyone was stupid enough to put a deposit down on one... Wow

*ahem*

2 seconds is way too short.

and even dressed up as Vince Neil for Halloween in like 2011.

That’s a nice Ford Contour. 

Those are very creative, Jason, and you’re a lovely young man with a bright future writing about cars. 

Get rid of these damned autoplay videos with sound!

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?

FIFY.

Pretty sure its a Land Cruiser

Frankly I would much prefer to have Alex on the roads than many/most everyday drivers. He’s at least planning, paying attention, etc. Not sitting in the left lane going 10 under, changing lanes wildly without signal, or driving a car on bald tires with metal pads for brake material.

I got goosebumps reading this. I remember seeing the Polizei Bimer on the gumball special that jackass did(surprisingly great episode). And I just thought, god, I don’t care if I end up in jail, that looks like a shit ton of fun.

Give it a bath and put it on BaT, I’m sure some fucking idiot will pay way too much for it.

I’d rather have 70 Subaru Justys. 

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

Um, it’s spelled “shyt-stirring.”

Counterpoint: Maybe you’re a douchebag.