I was too slow. I love that car. It's in my 5 car dream garage.

At least the wheels are tasteful.

Both this, and the version with a roof are only hypothetically the fastest cars. Neither one has topped the Veyron's confirmed top speed.

This thing is amazing! My lust-o-meter is off the charts right now.

The amount of stupid in this video is absolutely mind-boggling.

I love the Gremlin!

Update: I got an email from my mom saying it looked like this:

Can you blame her?

That's awesome. This is exactly the same as the first car I ever rode in. My post is in here somewhere.

Possibly not irrational.

Hell yeah! That's what I drive! I love my little car. It's the 2 door, however. It also happens to be my first car, and it was owned by my father before me.

I was born (in 1991) at home, so I don't know when exactly the first time I was in a car was. The car my mom owned at the time however, was a 1978 Chevy Malibu Wagon.

I can immediately tell an F1 car from any other type of car, when I hear one.

I anticipate a fantastic follow-up story to this. That is if this Native "noindabutt" Mountain Boy is receptive to the idea of being contacted by some car blog, of course. Oh jebus, I hope this pans out.

Hey, I don't like broccoli in my butt either.

You must be new here.

I stand corrected. My opinion on what John Hennessey is doing regarding all of this Venom hype remains, though.

The average of it's two way run was 267.85, the fastest it ran was 269.8. It's limited to 258, but in Germany all cars are limited to 250 km/h. That doesn't, however, mean that they're only capable of 250 km/h. I just feel like Hennessey is going for this odd little loophole that people like me aren't going to go…

Lol, that's the word. I kept looking at it like something was wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it. I appreciate the correction.

That's exactly what I'm saying. I don't doubt that the Venom can best the Veyron, but it didn't. The Veyron's done 269.8, but as you said, it was over the course of 4 miles. I think Hennessey needs to actually make the car go faster than the Veyron before they say it's faster than the Veyron. At this point, it's…