personally i am deaf to all chirps or trolls from a guy with a band-aid over any part of his face.

i thought it WAS him.

omfg.

madonna announces tour to promote her new coffee table book, titled SEX

we should hang out. i need people like you in my life

I don’t understand why the government doesn’t just synthesize their own drug to kill their death row inmates.

they do tours of active prisons?

I recently lost my dog of 16 years. They gave him a sedative that made him goofy (almost like he was drunk) while it took effect - once it kicked in he layed down totally chill. they gave him an injection and he died within seconds. I had my hand on his chest over his heart and it stopped beating before the vet was…

yeah, what he said!

does it really have 3 windshield wipers? if so, how did i never notice that?

4 glasses of wine would have me throwing up all over the nice white rug in the sitting room that we’re not supposed to be in.

STFU

take a moment to think about how boring a party would be if everyone only had two drinks.

sorry I didn’t realize we were on Jezebel.

yeah we all know that an entourage is a group of privileged white men

Basically any modern term can be misconstrued

I think you might have got the joke

I think you might have got the joke

I got hit exactly like that when I was 16. It took everything out of me, and the last things I heard were a bunch of “omg” from the parents and my coach saying “it was a clean hit”. The next thing I remember is being at home.

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