the worst gift you can give to someone who has nearly unlimited access to anything and everything is one of monetary value.

um no

Stfu Hillary is going to win

Me neither.

truth. And I believe the first performance SUV would have been the ML55

My PB is 12, which is one box of those orange, grape, and whatever the hell the pink flavour is with two sticks in them.

The only thing this video is missing is the driver crushing a can of Budweiser on his forehead as he exits the vehicle.

the other night i was laying in bed and i suddenly recall a movie i’d seen years ago. vividly. but i cant remember the name of it. then i remember that i loved the movie so much i named our dog after it. Tuck.

Yet I vividly remember dropping one of those after begging my mom for a Pepsi and her not replacing it when it shattered.

all things considered I think losing in 5 would have been the worst. All those fans waiting all that time and their team loses 3 in a row at home after coming in tied at 1.

who goes on a boat without being drunk and high.

HOW ABOUT A TRAVEL MEMO

$60,000 per crush seems reasonable

“Fuck-you-money” is basically what I muttered when they showed him during the broadcast.

if there was one game that my team was favoured in, I would want it to be game 7

was doing some recreational ecstasy with my gf (now my wife) and our friends. I went to the corner store for some ridiculous reason and all of a sudden really had to go pee.

I’m not a bikram apologist. I know people who have been around him and believe the claims 100% due to their experiences with him. HOWEVER What he was saying here was that what they are saying is trash just like what he is saying is trash. He was comparing his outrageous claims of 5,000 women a day want to sleep with…

they need the Louis Vuitton collab to complete

directly co-related to the shrinking middle class. the rich are building homes for their cars and the poor are living in small spaces.

good teen: WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU IS, N****?