After the news of Brad & Angelina, the first thing my SO said to me was “we’re never getting married”. We’ve been together 10 years

so.. is it AngeLiev or BrAomi?

parking. not traffic.

are we sure it’s not the NASCAR that’s gussied up in Interstate Batteries Van livery?

How could they enforce traffic laws without the ability to stop someone?

I often wonder why companies make these kind of acquisitions. Is it because they want the sexiness in their portfolio or because the image aligns with their brand? Or because they see a legit growth opportunity.

buying a brand new equinox instead of a lease returned S4 avant because i wanted to stick to my budget. (the avant was around $2500 more)

great piece.

dont got no college degree

does it fight off pervs? or is it just that pervs dont lurk in the affluent areas that tesla’s are usually found?

coming of age around the turn of the century.

when a tech company buys something it’s usually because of IP, correct? Maybe Apple got so deep into something and then realized MacLaren owned a ton of IP/patents on the thing, so in order to proceed they need to buy that company.

Only have to sell around 8M units to buy jalopnik back!

Lovely day for a Guinness, indeed.

i had a teacher that talked like this (in grade 7 no less). we all loved it and him.

omfg middle america

is it this guy?

Polar Ice Cap Donuts sounds like some seasonal item you’d find at Tim Hortons.