oh my god.

so his favourite position is missionary, then?

all pro athlete salary should be made public knowledge. there are very few people in the world talented enough to do what they do.

precisely, sir/madam.

“I peaked at 11.... Porn stars in one night.”

for the same reason my friend smashed his huge elaborate glass bong on the ground when a police car stopped across the street from the park we were chilling in.

Man, if I were Kobe i’d be trying to come up with a way to fake a catastrophic season-ending injury so I could just get this awful final season over with.

how is your walking, though?

tell me i’m wrong: pro athletes today would rather have the title of “highest paid” at their position for even one day than hold any on-field records forever.

as a canadian who has never been to an NFL game as an adult, i am in awe that someone is holding a beer at the end of a game. that simply just does not happen in my world.

awesome

i dont know what i would do if my wife was that into sports.

this isn’t grey cup tradition.

it's truly amazing. They won the game on points that were scored before the clock even began

I demand a rematch. Willow Cohn vs Gre’shonda Morton. One-on-one.

oh stop

want

lets spend most of the money we inherited from his estate to try to get more money!