I'm sure she just wants us all to be happy. Sniff.

my husband and I got married knowing who each other was. We knew our short comings and we knew our habits that were, likely, not going to change. We were aware... and you know what we did when we got married? We promised each other our best selves. If I have one smile on a particular day, he's gonna get that smile. If…

Manners are something old white people invented to make us feel bad and keep the patriarchy going. See also: grammar

LOL at the Rangers if they drill him. "Oh noes! How DARE he smile and wave at us after hitting a home run! We must smite him with a fastball to his ribs!" Here's a better idea. Try doing something that won't make him smile and wave. You know...like get him out?

[gives up]

Vote: Playstation 3
Why: This won't be the cheapest one one this call out. But, keep in mind what you are getting with this. It's a video game console with a huge library of games, a Blu-Ray player, and multi-media streamer (with PSMediaServer or other software). On top of that you've got all of the apps you could want…

My #2 is more like: will I enjoy this item more than the amount of beer I can drink for the same amount of money?

That's the Patriot Way for you. Making the hustle plays. Picking up two where another team would have only gotten one.

We've all herd a lot about the colts moving, but the ravens moving must have been murder.

The human race has always been this dumb. It's just that the internet has not only made this stupidity more easily accessible, but has also made the fame reward for doing stupid shit much higher than it used to be.

Yes! You know you've reached peak levels of laziness when you have to get up or what have you to start the next episode. What do you mean you want to know if you should continue playing?!

OMG, this article and all the comments is like watching Heathers. I've got this song running through my head while I read. Enjoy.

too soon...

Good.

As a complete opposite, frozen grapes are delicious.

Yeah. store.sonyentertainmentnetwork.com. Login with your account and "buy" all of the free PS+ titles. You'll be able to download them as long as you have PS+, even if the game itself is no longer free.

Disney Princesses as Game of Thrones characters:

"You know those fishing shows where they catch a fish then throw it back? They don't want to eat it, they just want to make it late for something." R.I.P. :-(