So, don't go overboard on fad diets and use common sense and moderation? Sounds like a winner!

Small houses. Pocket dogs. Ankle high boots. And now monocles. This country's hip are slowly becoming a Monopoly board.

Six months tobacco free thanks to e-cigs. I tried patches, gum, and Chantex (sp?), but none of them stuck. One trip to altsmoke here in town and I threw away the rest of my remaining pack and never looked back. Since then, I've been slowly dialing back the nicotine level in the liquid, so eventually I'll be on 0%…

Agreed. I've never eaten grapes and thought "these are good, but I bet they'd be awesome if they were scalding hot".

Zit's the latest craze.

Could not stand this movie when it came out. However, Winona Ryder gave me the wonderful gift of Heathers, so I will go see everything she is in for the rest of her life. Thank you again, Winona.

Skaters gonna skate.

UM, DISNEY IS MAKING A LIVE-ACTION RESCUE RANGERS MOVIE, WHICH IS PRETTY COOL I GUESS UNTIL YOU CONSIDER THE FACT THAT ALL OF THE CHARACTERS ARE GIANT ANTHROPOMORPHIC DIRTY RODENTS.

THANKS DON DRAPER!

Thank you for this. And now I'm going to relive my "what? Mitch Hedberg is white?" moment from many years ago.

Save Surely Funke

Poor dude girlfriendzoned Angelina Jolie. Suckah!

Take the transcript of the soundbite and change the names to "Player" and "Reporter" and hand it to people that didn't see the game. If they say he comes across as an arrogant asshole on paper, it's not a race thing, it's an arrogant asshole thing.

DAMMIT! Every time this Prince gif is used, I have to stare at it ad naseum. So long, productivity.

A group of senators has criticized the Golden Globes for "glamorizing" e-cigs becauseLeonardo DiCaprio was smoking one in the crowd.

• I am inclined to purchase survival type equipment when I feel powerlessP

For #4, wasn't that Mary Woronov's character in "Let It Ride"? Or maybe they paraphrased Jim Jones for the movie.

Scotch, however, they understand completely.

You're mine Bender. I've got you for two months. You mess with the Big Bully, you get the horns.

With god as my witness, I swear I thought musically inclined bears could fly.