I love how the power figure at the beginning of the article is at 500 but goes up 100hp every time it's mentioned, until peak insanity is reached at 900hp.

Kinda hoping that 5400 RPM redline is pre-warmup. Because that’s internet disappointing on a car I’ll probably never own, drive, or see.

At 60 large a pop, I think it may take a rugged trip to Sonoma Valley, whilst the pilot wears a pre distressed WW2 style lambskin bomber jacket with genuine marmot pocket lining. The square aluminum edges should take care of the hoi paloi slowing our intrepid traveler, as his Breitling Chronometer will undoubtedly…

I only haul one thing and that’s ass, how much ass can this haul?

From the linked news article:

Seriously. Engineer, engine designer, racer, presumed bacon lover. Bacon man, can I be your friend?

It’s called mount stupid.