Zoey Quirkybangs dating a semi-melted Don Jr is truly one of the weirdest and deeply cursed celebrity couples I’ve ever witnessed.

Looks better than Simon Cowell’s new face...almost sure someone melted the Madame Tussauds wax dummy.

Just when I start to think I have a decent handle on the world, I find out there’s not only a Jeremy Renner app, but also, apparently, an audience for it.

You do, since you spent time clicking and commenting.

That Jude Law hairline is coming for him.

fwiw, i feel like you missed the point. lds viewing caffeine as ‘bad’ but not giving a fuck about molested children was the point. it’s the cognitive dissonance and/or wanton hypocrisy around ‘protecting’ their youth.

apparently fled across the Atlantic Ocean to Australia

A number of BTS fans pointed out to me that they’ll be on tour in October, so perhaps this extended break is not very extended, after all. 

“The devil is dancing tonight”

I think it’s hilarious that anyone uses the word Latinx. Oh, and the non-Spanish speaking part was obvious.

The movie had two goals. Both goals were achieved.

Ah yes, the old “here’s what a long-running franchise looks like from the outside” article, combined with the “smart person tries to dumb themselves down to appreciate escapist pop culture phenomenon” article. Creative stuff. Do we really need more of these?

I do not think Uchi over reacted to the meat incident. That’s true heartbreak.

A deuce is a deuce

I know right from wrong too, and I also know that money was insured up the ass. Fill ya boots, kids.

Um I know right from wrong and I rightly would have had 200 20s stuffed in my bra pronto. And wrongly maybe a dozen in my buttcrack.

“I curse you. Until you do right by me everything you think about is gonna crumble!”

Right!? I live in South Korea where it is extremely common to wear masks. I’ve been wearing one everyday this winter. It’s a nuisance but I haven’t gotten sick and it keeps my face warm.