One of the sickest burns I’ve ever witnessed was delivered in “baby sign-language” by my son when he was a little less than one year old. One night, his big sister had enough of his whole attention-stealing baby schtick and straight-up yelled at him through her tears, “I wish you were never born!” To which he…

I’m sorry. I live with my parents because I love them to pieces. They are also the coolest people I know. But man that was a strong burn.

I dismiss this because I'm an actual scientist who understands important things like empirical data and confirmation bias.