It's more of a TARDIS blue.

I am a man.

Even I felt my ovaries explode watching this.

Fight rules:

WE ARE IN A FIGHT NOW

Just realized SHE SHOULD TOTALLY BE A SAND SNAKE. GoT casting, ARE YOU LISTENING?

Well, I can't control how parents parents. I may be able to have some input into the school curriculum, through my voting habits.

From the hilarious creator's of SmackCam, comes the new Vine fad -

GettinMyAssKickedWhenISmacktheWrongPersonCam.

This could actually be a brilliant YA novel.

I <3 tampons. Pads feel like diapers for me and I will never shove a rubber cup up my whoo ha! Why can't we all just do whatever the fuck we want with our own vaginas without judgmental bullshit?! I'm totally fine giving Playtex my $8 a month so my pants don't look like a murder scene.

Take it down a notch, Crystal Moon Lovechild. Having awful periods isn't because Big Tampon is forcing itself up my vagina, it's because I have debilitating cramps that have sometimes brought me to tears in the past. How great for you that you've somehow pulled the cotton plug on all of their horrible lies and somehow…

During Racist Weekend at my grandparents' house, my grandmother forgot her internet password (she still thinks she has to log on each time, like it's AOL or something), then forgot her Facebook password, then I reminded her that the two passwords are different, at which point she forgot how to spell her password which…

Ugh. This was a great article, don't get me wrong. But I'm SO FUCKING BORED OF TALKING ABOUT BODY HAIR. As long as it's neat and clean, I JUST DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE DOES WITH IT. I really don't. I'm going to go and look at Ian Somerhalder gifs.

"Because – let’s be clear here – according to current Florida law, you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following him, then choose to ignore that, keep following the minor, get into a confrontation with him and if at any point during that process you get…

"I'm supposed to recite the pledge with three fingers raised? Fuck you. You're lucky I'm giving you two. I'm a motherfucking daisy: deal with it, bitches."

<3 this kid

Everyone needs to watch this amazing cover of the Jurassic Park theme song. Click it. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.

Ramen noodles?

My husband was looking at a tabloid while we were checking out and he actually screamed while holding the magazine "which is it, too fat or too skinny, my god this is insane". He was so upset I had to give him a mint oreo to calm him down. I am not kidding.

her pupils looks pretty normal...maybe she's rolling on mdma but blinded by the bright lights which shrunk them back to normal size?