Murray started out in the the-ah-tuh (Second City)

It’s what you say when you

Over at The Root, Hella Married: Issa Rae Posts Wedding Pics—in the Most Issa Rae Manner Ever

That Cleveland Guardians announcement is a video narrated by Tom Hanks:

“In a recent interview, [Garner] described a speech her daughter gave at a meeting on the subject”

“My personal theory...” is that his long hair is some slow-burn Samson D/s cosplay, because these are the Gaines we’re talking about. (The head of hair on Joanna/Delilah is the one worth structuring a softball interview around.)

A few years back, MIT had ideas for desalination’s waste products.

I’d like that too, but the casting would be a letdown since A.J. Langer is busy being the Countess of Devon.

Nick Cannon commented on his Biblical brood during his radio show:

“whatever castoffs the costume designer of The Town let him have”

Jeez, I looked at the Wikipedia page for B. Spears -- back-to-back pregnancies, 2005 and 2006.

MSN notes “Kelly Clarkson has asked a judge to declare her legally single in her divorce from Brandon Blackstock, which will leave the pair to discuss financial affairs and child custody at a later date.” The former “Brangelina” sought the same “legally declared single” status during their drawn-out divorce, possible…

Right? It’s called “branding,” and all the silver-spoon-laden kids who want to be considered self-made do it.

Yeah, it just looks like Downey’s turned his Instagram into a business-related account (some enviro-tinged investment fund?) — as the article notes, “Robert Downey Jr. still follows many of his co-stars on other social media platforms.”

Both her kids were under four years old at the time — The New Yorker article from a couple of days ago raises the possibility that Spears had postpartum depression that went unaddressed.

Just in from the “Never Say Never” department:

Last week, Vulture did a Q&A w/ “Conservatorship attorney Tamar Arminak, who represented Amanda Bynes’s parents during their public and legal troubles with their daughter.”

Now, *that* is the rumor I associate with Schneider, not any foot-fetish business divined by “online denizens.”

I think the statue is also a reference to Diana’s stint as a nursery school aide. Only, the figure’s skirt is permanently opaque — supposedly, she hated how the first media photos of her, taken on the job at age 19, showed the outline of her legs: https://www.today.com/popculture/princess-diana-s-iconic-skirt-moment-ph…

There are women over 21 who don’t drink. Many of them are in recovery just as Disick is, too.