With an entire universe of Halloween costume options available to him—more established characters than you can…
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Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.
So, anyone ever say they want to be something like a lawyer or doctor? Any one know someone who’s been to med school or law school and heard them say it’s “fun”? Why would having a child be any different? It’s not a pet. It’s not supposed to be fun. The first few years are, indeed, difficult. The first few months can…
“Hey, great win out there.”
Eli: (sends picture)
"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."
Tough to get too worked up. It's exactly the kind of joke that would show up in the Deadspin comment section.