This reads like a sarcastic bit, so maybe it was YOU taking it at face value all along, oooOOOooo

Look, I know this series is normally terrible, but this reads so strongly as a bit that I can only imagine every response of the comedian being deadpan sarcasm. How else can you read this paragraph?: My hope is that, if anyone reads this article, that they go quickly to play the song and then it gets stuck in their…

Not to mention the related This American Life story: http://m.thisamericanlife.o…

THAT Boney-M song? Yeesh. Rasputin came out the same year. Injustice! http://youtu.be/16y1AkoZkmQ

Hey, Saturn, you'd better watch your back; your game sampled him without approval, too: http://www.whosampled.com/s…

He can't really be that much of an ass. …can he?

Unjustly forgotten and still actually awesome these days? I don't know anything about Jubilee.

But covering Mike Patton's vocals on *Epic* is about as short order as you can get.

Oh wow, that could work really well.

Simpsons reference.

Something something not worst thing Fred Durst is connected to.

STOP THE TRIAL! STOP THE TRIAL!

[Audience goes wild]

WHOA, I never made that connection! Huh.

Again, semi-bad, like all 90s 3D arcade racers. I think they're all still fun and are worth playing, even the jankier ones. Plus, Takenobu Mistuyoshi is like human joy: http://youtu.be/bNCMuAVT74k

A lot of semi-bad "arcade" racing games with incredibly awesome (both intentionally and not) soundtracks. Cruuuuuuuuuuuisin USA, Dayyyyyyytooooonaaaa USA, Beetle Adventure Racing, Carmeggedon 2: Carpocalypse Now (best five song soundtrack ever), with a special spot for Hot Wheels Stunt Track Driver, an…

CRUUUUUUUUISIN USA, Cruisin USA, YEAH! Bwa nanana…

My god yes. Francesca was so, so good. I can only hope.

There's very little meat in these couches.

Mmm, well, that's… very good for a first try.