The Blue Jays, The Detroit Free Press... this guy can shut out anyone!

“All that separated Verlander from a perfect game was giving up a walk to Cavan Biggio in the second at-bat of the game.”

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

bETTY wHItE

I’m baffled that shootings happen in Texas. Aren’t there plenty of good men with guns to stop them?

I know you’re being facetious, but 3 “good guys with guns” are among those shot by the shooter.

No, they won’t do that unless they single out “Vaping with THC products” otherwise their cigarette company buddies would be in trouble

They’re  all watching college football.

The Max Contrarian handle’s been on that train for weeks. He keeps telling people they shouldn’t be in favor of further firearms restrictions unless they’re also in favor of lowering speed limits to 65 mph - CHECKMATE LIBS; except every time he does, people respond with, yes, lower speed limits, good idea. 

And countdown to the gunhumpers going “They’re using cars but no one is saying ban cars!”...

Transmetropolitan. Talk of adaptation rights fizzled out soon after the comic ended, but it’s the show we need in this post-truth age.

*President tweets out nuclear launch codes*

Obligatory:

Not just to the US. After all, there are three possibilities here (two were mentioned in the article):

You’re an idiot. 

“I honestly don’t give a shit.”
And yet, you wrote the comment... 

I would kill a guy if they’d make a Canticle mini series. Like if that would help. It would have to be a guy I really didn’t like.

Actually yes, that’s the point is that they are a secret, and other nations shouldn’t know exactly where they are or what they’re monitoring. Iran now has the option to conceal operations. Also this adds to the United States reputation as one that can not be trusted in foreign affairs.

This is such a stupid take.

Hey, at least he didn’t print it out in his home. Amirite?