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My skin is a natural peach yogurt in color, but with blue-green veins running through like mold.

She wasn't forced to, but I see why people are complaining about it. She was quite literally used as a prop for people to look at while a white guy read something boring. If it had been her and, say, Jon Hamm on that pedestal, nobody would be complaining because it would be equal-opportunity objectification.

AND IT'S ONLY THE CROTCHIAL REGION THAT'S BAD

Dora and Friends: Into the City (11-11:30 a.m., NICK) - After the tragic murder of Boots by Swiper the Fox, Dora attempts to escape her past and moves to the city for a new life. Will the nightmares ever stop?

[W]hy hold back on the name of the man responsible for all of this unrest? Stories of death threats while police are arresting people like French for "not listening" and reporters like the Washington Post's Wesley Lowery for having a camera in a McDonald's or firing tear gas into people's neighborhoods is not reason

Actually, it's pretty awesome.

Great, now how am I supposed to reply to articles here? Just type "Thanks, Obama!"?

Who is this person, and why did she steal Cate Blanchett's face?

*Must not body shame sexist idiot* *Must not body shame sexist idiot*

I was halfway to the mall before I realized you were joking.

Sure. Those are all great reasons why people should stop having barn weddings. Really. But lets talk about the real reason people need to cut it the fuck out with barn weddings: mosquitos. Seriously. Has anyone ever gone to a rustic outdoor wedding and not gone home at the end of the night, take your fancy outfit off,

Ah, the halcyon days of the '90s, when we humans dwelled placidly under the dot-com bubble, foolishly investing all of our money in Beanie Babies and plucking out most of our eyebrow hairs....

Goddamn you, you beat me to it. You, as always, are the best.

Turnabout is fair play, so...

I was just thinking the exact same thing! Aaaaand now I want a cookie*

Replace "nurses" with any other field and you've basically got a population study going!

Can you guys see it now? I can't. Here it is on imgur.

THEYRE LOOKING @ MY WEINER ????????????????????????????

If it's just LED lights I feel like I can make it at home with cardboard and a string of Christmas bulbs. Ima look so good.