Have you already packed your son into his spaceship in order for him to travel to the 'hostile anti-male world'?

A hostile anti-male world? Where? Certainly not this planet.

Calm down, Anya, they're just bunnies.

You should have a reasonable expectation of not getting unsolicited dick pics, at least.

Yes, I'm afraid to incur the wrath of a serious croissanteur but I make good use of my snack pockets. Morning flight snuggie usually has croissants in the vented pocket so they don't get soggy, afternoon flight snuggie has a beer and sandwich on the other side, evening flight snuggie snacks start to get weird due to…

Smile! Because baby/honey/gurrrl, you're too pretty to look sad, and you should focus on whether or not your face is pleasing to men.

But don't smile too much, or we'll have to kill you.

Yeah its not like cultural trends push girls out of mathematics or anything.

"Imma let you finish, but...."

Raising awareness is largely useless if you have an objective outside of raising awareness. Raising awareness might engender a lot of reactions besides empathy such as apathy.

She looks like she's ready to kick some serious ass. Serious ass.

This is what my grandparents think college looks like for art majors.

Cersei and Jaime

I read about that on GOOP! The hot thing for summer is leaving your corporeal form behind to inhabit the spiritual plane!

I see Jason Momoa more as Beast than Gaston. Khal Drogo being all vulnerable? Be still my loins. While we're talking about GoT alums, we need to find a role for Pedro Pascal, because that man needs to be in everything stat. Maybe Lumiere?

I have a pre-prenup. I call it "standards."

I have hand warmers that I use during football season, and that package is completely covered in warnings. It doesn't specifically say to not put them on your tits, but should it have to?