I don't know but I'll take two and one of those sparkly dresses. I don't have anywhere to wear the dress, though, so my coworkers are just going to have to accept my elevating of the dress code. Get on my level, coworkers!

What's the point of smiling at my salad if I can't follow up with yogurt????

So yogurt is making people sick? At least I know I'm safe, bro.

I was really hoping that he would live to be a hundred years old.

God damn this is a real couple's real wedding? Is everyone they know a model?!

I thought y'all were staunchly against creepshots.

Republicans & Conservatives- I see you think your values have been under attack, what with all of these coloreds and womenfolk getting all uppity with the political process. Keeping the harlots from killing their sin babies makes this a huge day for you and good ol' America, I'm sure. But take this gem of advice from…

Thanks! I've been trying to think of a good avatar name for ages! x