Do you wear those cool hats with the ear flaps that hang down? Goggles really round out the look. Orange haired mopster people like them, my avatar wears one from time to time.

Show off.

Mmm, soft.

You must mean acute senseosis. The medical term sounds so much more professional… can be bought on by excessive use of intoxicants and really choice cannabis.

Off topic, but am I the only one who noticed Ivanka Trump wrapped up in what looked like a giant blue burrito? Perhaps the new Press Secretary could explain the strange appearance of an ethnic food on the main stage. Back on topic a little bit.

Does it seem that new presidents always pick a person that the people would hate seeing become the president if ill fortune should visit the president? A type of preemptive disaster insurance?