This is such a stupid controversy on so many levels. In the words of Patton Oswalt “You’re going to miss everything cool and die angry.”

Eternal question: is The Man With No Name really a man with no name, or is he three different, named characters? Eastwood plays a similar character named Joe, Manco, and Blondie in the three films, but Gian Maria Volonté and Lee Van Cleef play different major characters in two films each.

Sorry Steven, you’re wrong. The fact is that “TV movies” in the traditional sense barely even exist anymore beyond The Hallmark Channel. I would concede that a film designed to fit the rhythms of commercial breaks and edited for time by default is a very different beast from a theatrical film, but Netflix clearly…

Robert Downey Junior? No way are the two comparable! I'm 40, I know about Downey's wild, addict ways. When did Robert tell the media he was attacked, and anti-semite slurs slung at him? Aaaaand he's not a homosexual! Get out of here. Jussie, if found guilty of staging this hoax, deserves charges and found guilty.…

That makes significantly more sense.

Oh I remember. A lot of people don’t understand we have watched the “redemption” of the man since Iron Man took a fat risk with him.

It’s so weird to me that it was well-received at the time! It wasn’t just that he was dating a highschool girl, but the controlling behavior it exhibits and the way he gets upset when she starts to grow up and move on with her life and grow from the child he fetishizes into an adult he can’t control... fuck, it’s…

In my education as a film nerd, I knew a lot of people who advocated for his work, even though I always found it creepy. Manhattan was the goddamn proof. Anyone that could watch that movie and not need to scald their own skin off in the shower is incomprehensible to me. 

50,000 years it seems. Or was there a time when anyone cared except now? 

Woody Allen: making the same fucking movie since 1979!

I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when he pitched this movie.

So their legal strategy is “well it’s not like they didn’t already know he was a suspected paedo!”

If he’d had 20 more he’d have dived into the crowd while pooping.

A friend of mine texted once the third quarter started and had this to say:

I *love* Bowie. Grew up on him. Also grew up on Nirvana. I just think that this specific song has more of a grungy sound to it lyrically, so the grungy music works better. Like it almost sounds like a Nirvana song being covered by Bowie, and I heard the Bowie version first. Like the guiro, maracas, and upbeat guitar…

I’ve always preferred Nirvana’s take, but the original is always fun, too.

You think it pisses people off to know you spent $55 dollars for something worth 2 bucks and that warns them you’re trash?

Sure, no conflict of interest going on here. When exactly did the GOP sell their souls?

A Harvard vs. Yale football game played at Fenway park seems like the perfect opportunity for the stadium to fall into a massive sinkhole.

*cough*