GM LS-series. 

@Jason - you are missing one critical problem - when you open the capsule door, Wally Funk will climb out and hand you your ass.

Ugh, I can’t believe I was tricked into opening this “story.” Text-based slideshows are fucking dreadful. Please stop exploiting your readers like this. It fucking sucks and it makes Jalopnik look like trash.

Somebody better use this an excuse to do a harlequin Bronco.

It would be very cool to have a set of plastic or rubber “trail” fenders and leave the nice ones at home.

Re: the tailgate angle.

Easy. People are fucking stupid. Half the country though Covid was a hoax and you think they’re smart enough to put on a seatbelt?

A 6 year loan makes perfect sense if the interest rate is low.

I absolutely love the key pad on the outside of my expedition. Makes going for bike rides so much easier when I can lock my keys and wallet in the car

Genesis over here trying to emulate BMW and call shit whatever they want to try and wedge in that “sporty” descriptor that marketing foisted upon them and avoid the dreaded “station wagon” name that people stopped disliking twenty years ago now.

Shooting brake - Two doors, long roof
Station wagon - Four doors (or more),…

When I saw the opening graphic I thought a new episode of Project Binky was about to start.

I’ll do my best to make this dream a reality.

Where do you want this bag?

OMG OMG OMG! Please have Torch testify. OMG. It’d be so spectacular!

Not sure why you would even imply that SpaceX isnt basically the safest rocket on market today.... The Falcon 9 has an impeccable safety record for its production life. I guess in testing it had some issues? but thats why its testing.

Can we all take a moment to appreciate just how well this image summarizes the entire article?

Bad obsession motorsport, especially the project binky series.
there’s 33 full 30+ minute videos of funk music, bracketry, and dry british humour, oh, and did I mention they stuffed all the contents of a celica GT4 into a mini? that should be enough to keep everyone entertained until the next episode drops in 18 months…

I got into watching Car S.O.S. on Disney+ ... it is quite good. There’s a full 7 seasons there. Basically, they “steal” a car from a deserving person (usually terminally ill) restore it, and surprise them with it. It’ll probably make you weepy a few times.

This is really, really easy. Mighty Car Mods.

Perfect car for my next LS swap.