as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

should be

I didn’t know BIG APOCALYPSE was out here doing sponsored posts

His channel is the Balance Bracelets of science.

I PUT MY HANDS ON 9 AND 3 FUCK OFF WITH YOUR 10 AND 2 MOM

“You were the chosen one! You were suppose to bring balance to the Porsche!”

In about 1989, my Mother decided that she needed a new car. She has little interest in anything other than something reliable that gets her from point A to point B. She wanted to keep the budget low, so a stripper model with a manual was what she was looking for.

...

Clever girl...

Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby.

That would hit too close to home for most Americans once they figure out they would essentially be a walking/waddling Chevron station in that scenario.

You mean let it ROAR!

This thing is going to blow more trannies than a chruch trip to Thailand.

More like 4 coroners amirite

Better than Cosmopolitan suggestions.

is this what being turnt is