Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

But how fast is it around the Nurburgring?

Anything stanced.

I fucking hate that murdering statue.

Huh, I guess BMW’s do have turn indicators.

Alternatively, just get to know a girl and then say, “why aren’t we having sex?”.

Yeah, it’s just a thing to stare at rather than use data...

plot twist, it’s front wheel drive

That’s just alternative air and alternative water you commie. (/s)
ETA: I feel so stupid that I have to specify that statement was sarcasm.

so he has a Lambo with Goku on it, cool. but why the fuck does he have his dirty fucking shoe on the hood of a $400,000 car?

XLR is an audio interconnect plug and a Cadillac.

I’ll say the Corvette, but of course GM did try with the Cadillac Microphone Cable

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

As far as I’m concerned I should be allowed one ‘road head’ related accident per year. Now I just have get road head once a year.

This is what ACTUALLY happens when the VTEC kicks in, yo.