“Find Something New” = “Let them eat Goya beans.”
(Marie wasn’t smart enough to also get an endorsement deal)

Social media is the real pandemic.

Even if you do get in to see your doctor, expect to spend about 5-10 minutes for a visit with little to no eye contact.

Ivanka Trump is the physical manifestation of “the unexamined life is not worth living.”

How dare they?

At least they have masks visibly on.

I... don’t even know how this must feel for the cast, let alone her family. Not withstanding the pedophile, this is still the 3rd death from the show. And while I didn’t always like it, and at times abhorred it, I’ve watched it probably 3x times and it’s probably saved me from myself a lot more than that. My sister…

Sometimes you can get lucky and go from a false assumption to a true conclusion. I might start with the (incorrect) assumption that all the mangos in the world are ripe, and then conclude (correctly) that the mango in front of me at the grocer is ripe.

Don’t forget that Stephen Hawking would have been dead at 20 if he’d had to suffer under socialized medicine....

(the UK has not forgotten the GOP’s ACA gibberish campaign)

This was also mainly an excuse to post the lovely Hawking 50p, which I got in my change today and made me happy.

lol u can’t b american if ur not white, lol, so dumb, lol. only white ppl can be americans and non-whites are here cause white ppl are nice n they shud be grateful to be in the greatest country on flat earth n shut up n sit down

(this is sarcasm/parody/i’m crying)

That’s what happens when you get the economy package veneers.

No need, I know what his point was. I’m just saying that his words convey a different meaning depending on where you stand on the current state of affairs.

I think that was just actual genocide. 

Confederate statues represent the largest collection of second place trophies in the world.

If journalists had guts, they’d print headlines...

Cultural genocide? You mean the thing that happened to the indigenous peoples of North America?

Matt Gaetz, who made headlines recently for revealing the existence of an adult “son”

Wait, what? The GOP has spent the past several years defending every artifact of the Confederacy, now Gaetz is up here saying that the Confederacy wanted to destroy America? So he agrees that we should be getting rid of Confederate statues and names commonly in use across the country, right?

Start with a faulty assumption, finish with a faulty conclusion.